I like websites. And, though I’m embarrassed to admit it, I like “The Apprentice”. So I couldn’t help myself. Like Vince Neil going for bottle of Jack and a pair of hookers, I had to check out the website for the Apprentice’s own Kelly Perdue. I shouldn’t have been surprised that he had a website. I shouldn’t have been surprised it didn’t suck. But holy crap! Look at that thing! It’s as overly polished, finely groomed and, yes, as robotic, as he comes off on screen.